Random
Source Code
Random
most amazing guy in the world.
jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.
19👍 9👎
A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon
She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton
5👍 1👎
Baseball player known as a Yankee and former Marlin
There’s Giancarlo Stanton!
10👍 4👎
When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other
I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.
Burke Stanton is insanely fast and kind. He also plays the Oboe.
Joe: Did you know that Burke Stanton once outran a cheetah?
Dean: Yep
When you finger a girls butthole instead of her vag by mistake only to realize it when you lick your fingers.
Man 1: Dude i fingered tht hot girl last night.
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON
4👍 1👎
overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.
" man did you see that dick?"
" yeah it was such a jack stanton "
11👍 8👎