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Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.
He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.
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Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.
Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?
A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!
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After a serious beat-off session or after sex the small amount of leftover semen that oozes out, stains and hardens in ones underwear.
After bangin Tina, it seems my penis has gone and made some undie starch. It is almost bullet-proof.
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Starched and Cleaned is only used when u are ironin' ur clothes and u put heavy starch spray in to look so clean and straight. It could be Jeans, Shirt or Suit.
Every time i got out da crib, i gotta look Starched and Cleaned.
I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood
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the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.
usually associated with cum stains and snail trails
That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!
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Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.
Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.