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An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red
Rose: Hey is that Jake from State Farm?
Lily: Yeah I heard he was pretty good..
Daisy: Mmmhmmm
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he can be summoned and is too powerful for the world
OH MY ITS JAKE FROM STATE FARM
Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.
elmo from state farm is very bad and evil and bad and evil and evil and bad.
That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis
Me: who are you calling at 3:00am
Friend: Jake from State Farm
Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis
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Someone who is a good neighbor and is wearing khakis constantly. Also happens to have a Twitter.
Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm
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Its when u summon jake from state farm
My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt