status

a way of measuring how much the man you are...Can be gained by doing many things for instance: pulling bitches, coming through in the clutch, saying something extremely funny, doing something slick, or punking someone.
See also: G status, punking, loss of status,pimp status, status holder

Behemoth:awww yo dog that bitch just forced you to lean back kyle"
All:"Awww man Status lost"

the deez: "Dude i just shanked that wack dinosaur-lookin bitchs alcohol"
kai: "word gain of status man"

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Status No

The opposite of the status quo. Not up to par on society's opinion of how things should be. Uncool, or just downright lame.

Anything that can be criticized as being the opposite of trendy or in-style. Often used by critics to judge the latest films, fashion-styles, pieces of literature, products, etc.

Boy: "Hey, do you want to go see that new movie that just came out?"
Girl: "The cheesy one? I heard critics gave it a status no. Must be really lame."

Samantha: "Did you see what she was wearing at the party Saturday night?"
Hannah: "Yeah, she looked like a trashy wannabe! Her outfit was SUCH a status no."

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Statue

Person who doesn't move from one end of the day to the other

Hey Statue, are ye confused.

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status

status, as in being in pimp status.

sophia is status. pimp status.

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Status

n. pronounced Sta-dus or Stat

A man of high esteem, and who has a profound respect for his people. With a sense of style, and masculinity unmatched by those who have a habit of "checkin' his fresh", one might witness this particular man dusting off his own shoulder at the haters.

This man may be characterized as down-to-earth, fun, sharp, romantic, smooth, intuitive and powerful. This man's birth name, which will start with the English letter M --however common in some countries, such as France, England, and North America--is like a sweet song to the ear of the woman he truly loves. He is a poet, a historian and a linguist at heart. And would walk through fire to protect his family.

You shoulda been there man. Ya boy Status was goin' in at Open Mic last week!

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#Status

you are suppose 2 put somethin tht describes you or someone elses status....#______Status you can also say it outloud.

*kid sitting all alone* - #NoFriendStatus *Kid eatin whole cake* #FatAssStatus *Hella loud person* - #LoudMouthStatus
#Status

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status

The word used to describe how something is. It can be used positively or negatively.

1. Positive-"Yo that trick was sick status!"
2. Negative-"Thats just gay status."
3. Positive-"That ice cream was hella good status!"
4. Negative-"Dude your house is boring status!"

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