staycation

When you're to poo' to go anywhere on vacation so you stay home.

Damn, we wanted to get a room with a heart shaped bed and a champaign shaped jacuzzi at Mount Airy Lodge but I'm too broke. We'll just do a staycation and stay at home and watch Oprah.

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staycation

Stay home with BAE either on a weekday or weekend, bunking work or college, and enjoy the luxuries of a vacation. Drinking, watching Netflix, dancing to music, making out, cooking etc.

Shubi: What did you do on the weekend?
Karan: I did a staycation

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Staycation

The process by which, people reside at home for it to economically fit for their needs instead opting to go down south.

" Instead of flying to Cuba Tommy and his friends had a staycation at Jim Bob's residence."

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Relation Staycation

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

[Staycation}

going on a vacation to a buddy's house and end up staying on their couch for an extended period of time

"who's that new guy living in your pool room?"

"some dumb mother fucker that thinks he can have a Staycation} at my beach house,, kickin him out tomorrow."

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permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

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staycation bar

The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.

That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!