The sexiest man alive.The best in bed. He has my heart in his hands. The best boyfriend in the entire world.The one person I can call my best friend forever. Made with the perfect personality. The BEST sense of humour. Someone I hope I will never lose. <3
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Stefan is the kind of guy you wanna stab with a fork. Even his mom wants to stab him with a fork.
βThereβs Stefan...hand me my fork.β
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A stefan is most commonly seen as a large ape-ish figure, that dwells in the foliage of large trees, as well as the crowns. Stefans can also be recognized by their horendous musical talent, making sounds of cats being hit by riding lawnmowers then lit on fire with a homemade flamethrower.
Look at that stefan, hes playing that saxophone like an ape.
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Stefanitis is a Vitamin-D deficiency due to staying inside all day and playing video games.
Man, "I just played 130 hours on Minecraft this week!"
Bro, "man, you definitely got a bad case of Stefanitis, try to go outside more"
A man typically from Munich who waits outside bars waiting for intoxicated 16 year old who are pissing on the mainstreet. A trait of a Stefan is pleading to his victim that he is not homosexual while groping him
Spencer went to Germany and lost his anal virginity to Stefan
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