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The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?
I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.
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To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.
"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."
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The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.
Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?
Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
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Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.
Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs
Bob: sure thing
The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.
Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!
All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.
Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.
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when you get a blow job while on a computer or using any apple device
dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
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A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.
"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"
"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"
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