stiffy

(n)
1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

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stiffie

the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners

She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.

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stiffy

A slang term for boner or erection

While I was slow-dancing with Tom, he got a bulging stiffy. It was nasty.

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stiffy

An erection.

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.

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Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.

Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.

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stiffy

An erect penis,usally gotten through sexual arousal.

We all know Paris Hilton sucked her boyfriend Rick Solomon's stiffy,weird lighting there too.

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stiffy

When you get a sudden rush of blood to your old man when you see a picture of a woman ass, tits, and fanny

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