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The Stig is the mysterious "tame racing driver" of the popular BBC car show Top Gear. His name derives from the 1984 World Rally Champion, Stig Blomqvist. All shots of him show the same racing overalls (black in the first 2 series, white from series 3 and onward) and a helmet (of matching colour), but never reveal his identity.
The Stig's job on the show is to drive various cars around the Top Gear test track. The times he sets with those cars are kept on a scoreboard that keeps track of the fastest cars they have tested. The easy listening, prog rock and baroque music the Stig supposedly listens to in the car is a perennial source of amusement to the presenters. Although he never speaks, The Stig is credited as a presenter on the show.
"Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, and that he is wanted by the CIA. All we know is, he's called The Stig" - Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear presenter
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A mysterious creature that resides on the set of Top Gear, who races cars for shelter and food. Jeremy Clark intoduces him to the audeince, with small details such as the example below.
"Some say that he has a scrotum made of carbon fiber, and that when he watches reality TV, he melts into a puddle of disgust and contempt. All we know is, he's called the Stig," sais Jeremy Clarkson
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A strange thing with both charateristic of machine and creature. Born in outer space, his blood is acid. He was raised by wolves and has hydrolic legs. Something went wrong in his early developement and thus his genitals are upside down.
that's thing is strange. it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's not even the stig!
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A badass driver whose sole purpose is to test cars. The Stig wears a red g-strap and suspenders under his suit and releases pop songs under the name of Lady GaGa
Jeremy: Some say that he has recently been releasing pop records under the psuedo name of Lady Gaga, and that under his race suit he also wears a red G-String and suspenders. All we know is that he's called The Stig
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to drive like a crazy bastard in order to get somewhere quicker if you're late.... or to get away from the rozzers...
I saw the cops in my mirror so I stigged it out of there
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The best competitive Super Smash Bros Ultimate player of all time. He has taken wins off of every player he's ever fought in tournament. When he first played the game, he already had immense natural talent and was a top player but as of currently he has not dropped a single game to any SSBU player in the past several months. The SSBU Community has put a $50,000 bounty on his head for anyone who can take a Best-of-5 tournament set off of The Stig.
Random SSBU player: Have you ever watched a tournament set of The Stig before? He's hella goated.
Other random SSBU player: FR! I wanna be The Stig when I grow up! Talented ass player.
To drive any vehicle on the ragged edge, but with a degree of skill and finesse as if possessed by the ghost of Ayrton Senna (God rest his soul).
Henry is really stigging it in that tractor, how he managed to negotiate that hairpin at such a speed whilst only killing 2 pedestrians is nothing short of a miracle.
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