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(n) a person who is more of a douchebag than most of the douchebags one commonly encounters. If life was a video game and there was a "douchebag" level, the end boss would be a stoat.
Can also be used as "stoatage", "stoatitude" or "stoatsville"
That guy just illegally parked his $90000 BMW in a handicapped spot, and then chucked his garbage out the window. What a fucking stoat!
Don't bother going to Henry Hudsons on Thursdays--it's total stoatsville.
Did you see that "designer" pre-stressed "vintage" shirt that girl was wearing? That shit was infinite stoatage.
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Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.
Are you coming to the party tonight?
No, I'm stoating.
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A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.
Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.
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Scottish dialect slang for Child Molester.
- Judges are coming doon hard as fuck on stoat-the-baw, Ray's telling him.
-I thoat she wis sixteen. She telt me she wis, Ocky protests, them smiles at me, an all-lads-together smile.
From Filth, by Irvine Welsh.
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The ring created by two rolls of fat on a hairy males stomach causing a thick ring of belly pubes.
Example. Look at that fat fuckers stoat belt.
Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.
How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.
Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:
"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"
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