stop drop and roll

The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.

Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".

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stop drop and roll

when you see police, it's the phrase you yell....
you only proceed to do it if you're drunk.

"It's the OUPD! Stop Drop and Roll!"

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Stop Drop and Spread (S.D.S)

This is a straight maneuver. In which case the girl feels threatened and must Stop, Drop, and Spread her legs in case the attackers penis is large, she is ready and prepared against any vaginal or anal damage. Simple and fast.

Girl- "Oh my god, he's trying to rape me."
Rapist- "Come here big girl, let me feel you."
Girl- "Oh shit, better Stop Drop and Spread (S.D.S)"
Rapist- "Oh no, why isn't her asshole ripping???"
Girl- "Ha-ha, Silly. My butt-hole is impenetrable."

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Stop, Drop, and Bro

You run up to your friend, stop, give him a high five, drop your pants, drop a shit in his butthole, then say “later bro” and leave.

I was driving around today and stopped at my friend Little Timmy’s work and gave him a Stop, Drop, and Bro and then went and got lunch.