Basically, you use ninja-like tactics to put a straw on someones person (pocket, hood, bag, etc.) The object is to do this without being caught. You get a point if the straw remains for three or more seconds. More points may be added depending on how badass it is.
Walking through a public place with ninja strawers (those who straw, or participate in strawing). Ninja strawers place straw in the hood of a person walking in front of them. Could also be placed in bags/purses, pockets, pants, etc.
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the man put his STRAW in the little girl's milkshake.
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A forumer on Torchthebridge who used to be known as the guy who smoked pot all of the time. Now simply known as the guy who is a hippie.
Man you are as high as Straws!
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an ancient bub used countless times
Damn dude I can't believe the straw is still cherried.
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A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"
"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.
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