Random
Source Code
Random
A forumer on Torchthebridge who used to be known as the guy who smoked pot all of the time. Now simply known as the guy who is a hippie.
Man you are as high as Straws!
12👍 32👎
an ancient bub used countless times
Damn dude I can't believe the straw is still cherried.
24👍 80👎
She sucked on my straw.
I let her suck on my straw.
I whipped out my straw.
She saw my straw and was amazed.
28👍 96👎
A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"
"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.
207👍 1👎