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Performing a strikeout (taking a hit, drinking a shot, chugging a beer and then blowing out) with a lip in during the entire duration. First performed by Merlin Connell.
bonus points if done after a butt stuffing.
We need to pregame, lets do hillbilly strikeouts like that guy kirby!
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noun: someone who strikes out in slowpitch softball and hence forth is known for that, and nothing else
Wow, he is officially the strikeout king.
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when two homosexual boys with down syndrome sit on a couch by a warm cozy fire and take turns giving each other oral sex then all of a sudden one of them unexpectedly shoves the other boys entire ball sack in his mouth and gnaws the stretched skin off and swallows it whole then rips off his own testicles and wedges them inside of his asshole then takes his hand and slaps himself across the face then yells at the other boy in laughter and excitement"STRIKE THREE I'M OUT" then jumps into the fireplace. The other boy crys in agony because he knows he was defeated by a true champion.
Sebastian- I wonder what people with Down Syndrome do with there free time.
Derrik- They play Down Syndrome Strikeout
Sebastian- Whats that like retard baseball?
Derrik- Lets just say the two are quite similar.
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When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.
Holy shit, Jimmy just took a Catholic League Strikeout and can't move!
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Take the strikeout (bong hit, beer, shot, exhale) but add a line of coke, speed... etc. before the shot then exhale
"that strikeout straight outta compton got me next level fucked up!"
"Wanna a strikeout?..... how about compton style?"
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means i gtg when talking online
aight man i gtg, i'm out like a strikeout
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A strikeout means you failed just like the baseball term. As with a lot of baseball terminology, this applies well to dating and relationships. Applied to dating, this means you did not score a date or get lucky like on a white night stand.
There are two ways to strikeout as in baseball. To strike out swinging, that means you tried every hard but you still failed. Most likely because you tried too hard and the girl thinks you're wasting her time or you're just not good enough. You keep swinging, but you keep missing. But at least you tried.
The other way to strikeout is to strike out looking. That means the opportunity was there but you fucking wasted it but not doing a goddamn thing. The girl is sending you signals at the bar but you just ignored her. Maybe because you were worried about cheating on your girlfriend. Who knows what happened next? Your best friend scored with her. The guy next to you scored. The bartender scored. The bouncer scored. Or even the underage frat kid you insulted earlier scored. But you didn't. Why? Because you never tried.
Brad: "How was the bar last night?"
Jeremy: "Great man. There were some really hot chicks there."
Brad: "Did you score?"
Jeremy: "I fucking struck out on all of them."
Brad: "WTF? Strikeouts on all of them?"
Jeremy: "Yeah I struck out swinging. I guess because some skank threw up on me."
A: "Dude, wtf bro. You just struck out looking."
B: "What?"
A: "She was sending you signals man. She was into you and you completely ignored her."