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Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.
"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"
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suck a flying egg to nicely tell someone to fuck off or get lost
my teacher accused me of slacking off and not doing my homework i told him to suck a flying egg
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meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head
god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!
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Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.
"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
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A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.
Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .
"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"
A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs
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A long eared, lady-boy that could suck a hard egg through a straw.
I got way too fucked up last night and woke up this morning laying next to a Chinese suck-egg mule.
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English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
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