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What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.
hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.
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Sucked off face, typically a female face that is gaunt in nature, particularly around the cheekbone area. Commonly a model-esque face, but we all know it's just sucked off and no one REALLY wants it.
Fuck me, have you seen the sucked off face on Adriana Lima lately? I can't believe people like that look.
1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.
2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.
3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are
often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"
"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"
2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"
3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we
get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that
doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
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The consumption of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) to get intoxicated.
Scott resorted to sucking off the mint monster to ward off the DT's
When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.
Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!
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National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th
Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.
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