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The place where things are always happening. The cultural center of Washington DC, were a diverse group of retail workers kick back. Lots of jacks are smoked in bustling places such as the front of starbucks.
#1: whats up
#2: chilling at sumner
#1: you want to smoke a jack?
#2: hell yeah
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North Carolina hick. Loves basketball. Has a hot gf. Amazing friend. Loaded. Drives Mercedes. Southern swag. Takes care of the drunk and needy. Likes chocolate cake. Straightedge. His roommate sleeps with everyone, even though he's not hot. Nice smile. Jams out to awesome music. Sometimes eats shit playing basketball and gets bruises his back. loves his fellow puringtonites <3
There are no other examples of Pet Sumner
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US Senator from Massachusetts and inventor of "doggie-style." He was famously caned by Preston Brooks on the Senate floor and less famously "caned" by a number of other men.
I'm going to cane you like Charles Sumner tonight!
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Harley Davidson riders don't wave because they think they are too bad. BMW riders don't wave because they think they are too good.
Sumner's Law is true. When I ride my Honda Gold Wing, I always wave at fellow riders, but Harley Davidson and BMW riders never wave back.
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a small town high school consisting of a shit ton of spoiled white bitches a handful of pothead mexicans and about two black people. the cheerleaders and anyone who lives on lake tapps plus anyone they associate with run the the school. however i’d still give the school and overall 6/10 because the parties on lake tapps are some of if not the best parties there is and it’s very easy to get the girls at those parties to do whatever you want as long as your attractive.
you see that blonde bimbo over there, yeah that’s a sumner high school cheerleader
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dudeee i went to this party on tapps last night and there was this hot sumner girl and it was so easy to get her upstairs
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During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.
NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.
Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?
no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister
Douche
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where all the cute boys come from
He obviously came from Sumner Middle school, he’s a hot smexy beast.