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when a woman chokes on a penis for an alonged amount of time and when the man pulls out she vomits on the penis
"my dick was so big she did a stomach sundae on me"
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When a woman, or male, put a many icecream toppings on their genitals ( ice cream, whipped cream, cherries, hot fudge, ect.) Then ask you to eat it off of or out of their genitals.
I came home to find my girlfriend laying on the bed, with her pussy covered in whipped cream,hot fudge, and a cherry ontop. She then asked if I would like a taste. To which I replied, "I'd love a taste of your filthy sundae."
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When a girl put hot fudge in her ass and a guy puts whipped cream on his cock and they 69
For my birthday my wife agreed to do a 69 sundae
An extremely cruel yet hilarious prank to play on somebody, where you give them a sundae and they have diarrhea so hard it almost breaks the toilet. The sundae is made like any other sundae, except it contains crushed up laxatives and crushed up stool softeners. Causing the "Victim" or "Target" to have very liquid, very forceful shits, causing them to (Sometimes) shit themselves.
Dude 1: Yo, I just gave Josh an Assplosion Sundae!
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Just watch.
Josh (Eating Sundae): Oh shit, I gotta shit HARD!! (Runs towards bathroom) Fuck! I can't hold it in! (Shit oozes out of bottom of pants)
Dude 2: Dude, that's evil, but I can't stop laughing!
Dude 1: Fuck yeah man!
The sexual action that involves cumming in a girls ass. There are three ways of doing about this. The strawberry sundae is having your girl menstruate in your ass. The hot fudge sundae is have you shit in her ass crack and the caramel sundae is made with you pissing in her ass.
We ordered a McDonalds sundae last night. Oh shit, she was pissed.
When you cream pie a girl then eat out her pussy
Man I had the best Peach Sundae last night
When a male ejaculates onto a female's face, then promptly throws dirt onto said face in order to create a crust on the ejaculate. Act usually performed outside, preferably highly intoxicated.
Guy: I'm about to make a love explosion on your face
Girl: Make it dirty. Can I have an oreo sundae?
Guy: Fuck yeah bitch. *Throws dirt*
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