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The magnificently sexy protagonist of 'Silent Hill 2', a popular survival horror game for the Playstation 2 console. He is drawn to the cursed town because of a letter sent to him by his wife. His dead wife. Ooooo. He also jumps down a lot of holes, and does a great impression of leatherface.
The best part of waking up, is James Sunderland in your cup.
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when people are having sex and you sneak into the room and beat off discreatly.
Andy herd a moaning from the room next to his and he knew it was time to make a move for the sneaky sunderland. he snuck in through the vent with a bottle of ky warming in his pocket and masterbated untill he shot a load in a dirty sock he found on the ground.
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A university which is filled with international students but also people from all over the UK. People who go here are often legends while Newcastle university is often full of Tories with daddy often paying the Uni fees
Eugene: I go to Newcastle University studying Literature. Where do you go?
Jack: Sunderland University and I study Sport and Exercise
Eugene: Scoffs* how are you going to afford a private chateau in the Alps?
Jack: I prefer going to Ibiza with cheap alcohol
An Oregon State University student who got famous by filming herself stripping and touching herself in her college library. She was arrested by the police for that reason. A porn site offered to pay her fine. She now has a successful porn career
Check out Kendra Sunderland on Porn Hub
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Practice originally from Sunderland, differing slightly from the Liverpudlian Leapfrog. Commonly used as a competition to settle arguments but can be done for fun.
One Male and One Female each take equal amounts of laxative. The male proceeds to have sex with the female who maintains a leapfrog type position. After the male has reached orgasm as he is about to defecate he leaps over the female spraying her with his chocolaty insides attempting to conver large amounts of her body. This constitutes a victory for the male
The female can achieve victory if she defecates on the man before he reaches orgasm or if the man shits before finishing sex (see Hamburg Oil Spill)
The man can claim a draw if just before the woman defecates he 'plugs' her anus with his manhood
Overs: My dad is better at rimming than your dad
Overs Mum: No way, my dad is far better at rimming
Overs: Lets settle this with a Sunderland Leapfrog
Overs Mum: But you come so quickly, ill never win
Overs: Let your shit covered face be the lesson, my dad is rimming king
Overs Mum: on the plus side your ass product is rather tasty
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Fucking up the chance of gaining quality and instead gaining something far below average.
So far in this transfer window , we are 'doing a sunderland'
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From Sunderland AFC's record of the fewest Wins in one season, where they managed only 4 wins during the 38 game 2002-2003 FA Premier League Season.
In this Season they also achieved the record for least goals in a season, managing only 21 and a record low points total of 19.
"Doing A Sunderland" is used to describe someones failure. A total Looser
"He just never gets lucky, he's just doing a Sunderland"
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