White Sunglasses

Sunglasses that tend to be worn by complete douchebags who think they possess what is called "swag".

Guy 1: "Did you see Cole's white sunglasses?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I always knew he was a douchebag"

Cole: "Check out my sweet icy shades bros!" "SWAG!!"

Guy 1: "Holy shit...."

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Sunglasses at night

This term describes a way to not see what's right in front of you. The person who, figuratively, wears his/her sunglasses at night turns a deaf ear and a blind eye to unfavorable situations.

I need my sunglasses at night because I don't want to believe this.

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norwegian sunglasses

When Your girlfriend gives you a BJ while being upside down, so your balls cover her eyes...!

..damn, we were having quality time and then I decided it was time for here to wear Norwegian sunglasses; she was upside Down and giving me a BJ and my balls covered her eyes!

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Sunglasses Hot

Someone who appears to be hot..until they take off their sunglasses.

He looks really good in this picture, but he might only be sunglasses hot.

sunglasses cute

a girl who is easily rated as a 8 or above on a 10 point scale with sunglasses on but once they are off, eww.

I was talking to this girl at the beach last week, things were looking good until she took her shades off, totally sunglasses cute.

Sunglass Tan

When you wear your sunglasses too much in a sunny place. Your face becomes tan apart from where your sunglasses were; including a white strip where your nose meets your forehead.

The major problem with a sunglass tan is that once you have one you are inclined hide from the general public that you do by wearing your sunglasses. This only causes the sunglass tan to worsen.

*Can be avoided by wearing sun screen*

Person 1: Hey, why are you wearing your sunglasses constantly?
Person 2: Well, I got a sunglass tan. I don't want any one to see so I'm wearing my sunglasses to hide it.
Person 1: That will only cause your tan to worsen, you do know that.
Person 2: Yup.

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Cunt in sunglasses

A person acting different in a bad way.

Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"

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