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The morning after a night so crazy, you might've travelled not only in space but in time
Phil woke up on top of a Pyramid with the high priest standing over him; it was a true Aztec Sunrise
When you are unable to cum and spend all night jerking off, only to cum at dawn.
After a long night of jerking off Eian enjoyed his salty sunrise.
After a long night of drinking and partying, you find you cant sleep past 7:00 and are really tired. You get out of bed to watch television, hoping it will tucker you out. Then you notice tht there is a girl rubbing her kankles on ur cumfy couch, and at first glance your like get off my couch! But then you realize shes naked, so you take her upstairs and have mediocre sex with her. But then you find out shes actually your neighbors dog, so u take a showwer take the dog for a walk and return it to its owner.
person 1. Brahmando, I got a doggyhairy sunrise this morning by the sexiest golden retriever ive ever seen.
person 2. O wow, I had a chubby bull dog, not tht nice to look at but what an animal in the sack
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Man... I feel so sick. I got all wasted and gave this hooker a Latina Sunrise last night. It tasted like hot pennies...
Everything has a time place and meaning. People will die eventually.
I'm dying, but don't worry! Sunrise, sunset!
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A sunrise special is a term used when you text a girl to meet up and then fuck her in the school bathroom
(Asshole to other asshole) “Yo did you hear about that bitch getting The sunrise special?” Other asshole: “Yeah totally, it got posted on pornhub” The
A sex act:
One party sits at the head of the bed while the other party chugs a glass of orange juice. The orange juice party goes down on the other party until they can no longer breathe. It is very likely both parties will end covered in orange juice. It has a touch of reverse felching, but is distinctly different. Also everyone calls each other Steven.
My friend Leo told us what a Stevens Sunrise is. Turns out we all do it. We just didn't have a name for it.