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When a chick gives you a monster STD, and when you find out, you go home and laser zap your entire bone-zone with the lava-hot eye beams you bought from the classifieds, making your balls scalding hot to the touch. Then you go to see said chick for another mission, and instead of making sweet love to her, you dick scorch her VD-WMD to smithereens. Then you pull a fire extinguisher out of your bag, and empty it's contents out the window just before laser-eye-beaming it to hell-temperature, and tossing the cannister on her stomach.
You know TyRhonda from Shotgun hood? Yea, well, I hit that with no medical insurance. So anyway, I called her back and totally made sure to superman that hoe for ruining my balls.
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When a female is gettin it 4rm da back && gets cum al over her back. Wen she falls asleep, he puts a blanket over her. wen she wakes up the blanket is stuck to her back. NOW SHE GOT A CAPE.
"A man wat u gon do 2dey?"
"Imma superman that hoe"
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it's when there's girl you need to get away from really fast
"superman that hoe" and fly away!
This biochh would not stop talking , i had to superman that hoe and fly away from her fast
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When you have sex with a girl from behind only shes laying on her stomach, hands outstretched. This position allows for some rough sex.
My girls always too tired for sex when she gets home.
Superman that hoe.
OK, I will
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when you ejaculate on a girls back then put a blanket on her so when she stands up the blanket sticks therefore making her look like she has a cape.
superman dat hoe everyday.
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To superman a hoe is to have sexual relations with her in a completely horizontal position.
I am going to Superman a hoe.
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When you slap that shit out of a hoe that keeps talking out of turn or is talking crazy/disrespectfully. You slap her extremely fast, hard, and strong as if superman had slapped her; thus causing her to fold up like a wallet or fly up under something.
Pachi: You need to quit actin like a bitch
Aly: I'm gon' do what i wanna do! You cant tell me what to do
*Pachi proceeds to "superman that hoe" with lightning speed and iron-like might, causing Aly to fly across the room*
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