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Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.
OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..
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When a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to masturbate in front of the girl's face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.
"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."
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The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
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Joint with one final tasty, huge bud right at the end to perk you up!
"ahh man i got sooooo stoned the other night"
"ooh right what off of?"
"a rawlins suprise"
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While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
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Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow
Person 1: Ever gotten a Scarsdale Suprise?
Person 2: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it
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when you poop and put it in the freezer for a couple hours and use it as a dildo for pleaser.
jessica V. went poop and felt horny so she made a artic suprise because her boyfriend wasnt around.