Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

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surprise!

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice

Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.

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Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

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surprise

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room

I just puked everywhere surprise!

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surprise

it means tell me now.

it’s a surprise, so tell me.

surpriser

when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python

Doug: How big do you think my dick is?

Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.

The surprise

Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them

Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York