suspicious package

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

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suspicious flashlight

suspicious flashlight

suspicious flashlight

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Suspicious Eyes

(Crosseyed person)
When the one eye does not trust the other, so they keep an eye on eachother.

Damn! See those suspicious eyes on that guy?

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Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

suspicious pelican

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck

"Damn he is a suspicious pelican".

Suspicious Grass

The good kush.

My dad held out a baggie of my weed and said “Care to explain this suspicious grass, Son?”

suspiciously straight

Someone who is so straight that it must be an act.
Often used by lesbians to describe me.

"Alex is suspiciously straight."
"What do you mean?"
"There's no way they are actually straight"