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The Bible is the Good Book and this is the Better Book
Your mother is a master of the Kama Sutra style.
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Having sex with someone who is in a coma/vegetative state. Since they are limp you can do whatever you want with them short of pulling the plug.
Chad went to the hospital and sex with more stroke patients. He gave them the "Coma Sutra."
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The Kama Sutra with an Oedipus complex theme.
My mother and I tried out positions in the Mama Sutra.
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1. The idea that hotness has its repercussions, as hot people do not have to be interesting in order to get people to pay attention to them. So once someone becomes 30, no one gives a shit about them, and karma is fulfilled, because they will never use their kama sutra again.
2. What butthurt ugly people say will happen to hot people.
A: “OMG Stacy is gorgeous as hell”
B: “She’s boring, see? Hey, Stacy! What are you really good at?”
Stacy: “Uh....whatever”
B: “In twenty years, she’ll be hopeless. Karma sutra.”
A: “You would say that, because you’re ugly."
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(N) - Pronunciation : (KAHR - muh - SOO - truh)
1) In lame terms; the ancient Indian martial art of sex. Taking Karma Sutra classes makes you "Badass in Bed", and leaves the partner begging for more.
This ancient art teaches one the most effective positions and how to pursue those positions. It allows one to take the most advantage of however much time they have to have sex.
If you bang someone who is trained in the art of Karma Sutra, you most likely will black out from such a powerful orgasm.
"Dude, I Railed this Chick who knew Karma Sutra and I came SO FUCKING HARD!"
(Pick-Up line) "Hey baby, I know all 5 disciplines in the art of Karma Sutra."
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An elaboration on the Hindu and Buddhist concept of karma (the way we act or perform brings upon us inevitable results in this life and the next) but in reference to the vivacity and health of our sexual encounters and love life. Simply put, we reap what we sow (in bed).
Example 1: I accidentally bit Fidel's junk while going down on him last week, and then yesterday he tore up my vag with his braces. karma sutra.
Example 2: I spent all week avoiding Raul and making excuses as to why I couldn't hang out. I guess it's karma sutra that Ernesto's now totally doing the same to me.
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a book created by indians, which has every sex position possible. it is the ancient source of modern day porn
"i read the kama sutra yesterday and it gave so much more info on sex...... and i thought indians were just good at math"
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