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a person that gets engaged at the age of 15 to a paedophile beacause she's pregnant, usually ugly
guy 1: hey is that girl pregnant?
guy 2: yeah, apparently she's engaged to that child molester down the road
guy 1: woah, she's such a suzanne
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A moron who doesn’t appreciate anything in life and makes you want to kill yourself. Suzanne is always finding something to ruin your life completely and she is very good at it. She makes u want to die on the inside and even seeing her face makes you want to instantly drive off a cliff bc she’s so ugly.
Kid- yo is that Suzanne?
Suzanne- what the fuck u starring at retard
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A drunk, old indian who lives in a shack in Port au Port. She had her face beat in by a deaf mute, because she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
What's that thing staggering across the road?
Don't worry, it's just Suzanne Webb.
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Bestselling author of the Hunger Games trilogy.
Person 1: Have you ever read the Hunger Games?
Person 2: You mean the books by Suzanne Collins?
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A relatively good author who is partial to killing her characters out of nowhere.
Person 1: Did you finish (insert book here)?
Person 2: Yeah, (insert character here)'s death was so surprising!
Person 1: Well, that's Suzanne Collins for you.
She is like a flower…But the most beautiful & rarest among them all.
A lady with character, class and an outrageous sense of humor.
Wanted by many, but hard to keep. She ‘s the sunshine you need on your darkest day,
Her one of a kind laugh can make your tears go away.
Suzanne Rose will give you her world… if you create one for her.
I saw Suzanne Rose today, & for some reason I can’t stop smiling.
telling someone that you are too busy to go for coffee with them only to run into that same person while you were going for coffee with someone else.
Wispy pulled a Suzanne