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could be a pillow or a pet, often taken and abused by drunks, not machine washer safe dry clean only makes for the perfect bestfriend anyone over the age of seventeen.
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Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.
Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.
Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!
You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.
This here's Duck swaddle!
<3 Duck Swaddle
Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!
"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class
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The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.
I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.
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When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.
"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne
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The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.
Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.
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Wrapping someone fully grown as if they were a baby, but doing it with one's body instead of a blanket OR in addition to a blanket.
She was feeling really antsy so he body swaddled her and she calmed down immediately.