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a crappy place that always rains no one likes it apart from stuck up people who need to pull thier heads out of thier arses and spends all the time in the local pub. Its near cardiff, cardiff hates swansea and its people.... and so do I!!! I think its a embarssesdment to the world because it is EVIL!!!! and it rains ALOT!!
HI im from swansea and im wet from all the rain coz it never stops raining hang on a sec while i pull my head out of my arse!! oh no its beenup there to long... its stuck!!!!!!!!!
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a small seaside town on the new south wales north coast (australia), swansea is a place where travellers might stop by on their way to bigger and more exciting towns, namely newcastle. although a quiet and friendly town in iteslf, there is not exactly much to do or see in swansea if you are under the age of 60. ihhabitants of swansea or the nearby caves beach are most likely amiable young persons looking for amusement and/or mischief. one might call them larrikins. swansea's landmarks are the bridge, watertower, and the roundabout which defies road rules. of a weekend afternoon, swansea residents enjoy spectating at the local footy and cheering on their town's heroes.
"Lets go down to the Swansea service station for an ice-cream sandwich"
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Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.
The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.
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someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.
I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit
Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)
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Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.
That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).
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Swansea City Are A Football Club From Wales Known For Their Loud, Passionate And Sometimes Violent Supporters.
They Play At The 'Liberty Stadium' Which Is An All Seater Stadium With A Capacity Of Just Over 20,000. The Club Was Formed In 1912 And Joined The Football League As Founding Members In 1920. From 1912-2005 The Swans Played At The 'Vetch Field' - Where The Most Vocal Support Would Come From The North Bank, A Terracing Which Extended One Side Of The Pitch. Since 2005 The Swans Have Played At Their New Home The Liberty Stadium. The Swans Are Currently In The Coca-Cola League Championship For The 2009-10 Season.
And It's Swansea City
Swansea City FC
We're The Greatest Team In Football
The World Has Ever Seen!
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A small, depressing town in the far Southeast corner of Massachusetts. It is not nice enough to be considered part of "The Cape" and not crappy enough to be considered a suburb of Fall River. It is incredibly poor and the public school system is under funded and embarassing. Best of all: it is too far from Boston for people from MAssachusetts to have heard of it and too "far" from Rhode Island for rhode Islanders to care about it.It should become its own country. There is an overwhelming Azorian Portuguese population.
If you grew up in Swansea, Massachusetts almost everywhere else you go will seem better and more intersting.
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