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A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.
A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!
Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!
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Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson
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The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."
--Ron Swanson
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The coolest guy ever
Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?
The third stage in the Aerobic Respiration.
Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...
He is a handicapped and a comedic character in a show called Family Guy. His legs don’t work though
Joe Swanson is hella fucking funny
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An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.
You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.
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