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Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.
"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."
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when one's leg hair is so thick and dark that it appears said hairy individual is wearing sweatpants.
Dude, why do you even bother putting on jean's? You're already rocking them Lolo's sweatpants. Don't you get hot?
Go fuck yourself....
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Apparently the word the Brits use is 'Chav.'
Young British guys, usually teenagers to mid-twenties, who wear sweatpants all the time, sagged down below their skinny asses. They are pimple-faced, have over-gel'd hair and may even have a design shaved into their hair like Kanye West, or a couple of lines shaved into one or both eyebrows. They may be missing a tooth.
They will often be found on city buses accompanied by their teenage girlfriend or wife and their 2 kids. They usually wear a baseball cap turned sideways and rarely wear a coat, as hooded sweatshirts are apparently enough, even when it's snowing out. They have an abundance of cheap-looking bling, an outdated model of cell phone and designer sneakers.
They speak in a dialect that is incomprehensible to the unsuspecting American. They are always either smoking or rolling a cigarette, or they have one tucked behind their ear for later. They can also be spotted carrying a greasy fast-food bag, presumably full of cheeseburgers for their kids.
Dude, what the hell? Why are there a bunch of puny wanna-be homies around here? They look like K-Fed.
Oh them, they're part of the sweatpant mafia.
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chad: yo bro did you see her in nike pros?
brad: yeah i told her she looked hot and gave me a boner and she said that grey sweatpants make her get butterflies
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Being cranky as if on their period, or actually on their period.
Made from the fact that some people wear sweatpants when on their period and are cranky when PMSing.
Example 1:
Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?
Example 2:
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It's like you're wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.
Example 3:
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.
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A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.
Jeremy is such a slob... did you see him sporting that sweatpant stalagmite yesterday?
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A way of describing messy hair; Someone that would be wearing sweat pants, who in some way, shape, or form is considered gross and should not be allowed to leave the house, usually a pot head.
When he tried to go to school un-showered with sweatpants head, his mother came to the conclusion he must be smoking pot.
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