Swede

Famous for their meaty balls, which they like to bring out for any guests on whatever occaision. Swedes are of a different genus as the rest of europe, which often lands them classified as "Animals" rather than human, a stereotype that is primarily caused by their massive drinking habits, with an ability to down unsurpassed amounts of hard liquor.

Swedes are often offered as a scapegoat for many of the worlds foremost issues, such as the sinking of the Vasa.

Swedes are fat, many are queer, oafs that live their lives looking forward to the Gay Pride festival in July in Stockholm.

Identifying a Swede
- Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes
- An unnatural sense of jealousy towards Norway
- Smell of alcohol on their breath
- Stench of failure

How is a swede similar to semen?
Only one in a million becomes something

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Swede

An exclamation of appreciation, much like "sweet" but with more emphasis.

"Look at my new car, isn't it hot?"
"Swede!"

"Swede, I am seeing that hot guy again this weekend."

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Sweded

The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded.

Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.

Many versions of Star Wars Sweded can be found on the internet.

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sweding

Re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.

In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”

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swede

An extremely cool, dope and chill person from Sweden; Europe.

You've seen that swede livin' in mah block?

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swede

To make a homebrew version of a famous movie. i.e. - "Be Kind, Rewind"

"Did you see that new swede of Star Wars on youtube?"

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swedes

Swedes are a Germanic ethnic group native to Sweden. They mostly inhabit Sweden and the other Nordic countries. The English term Swede has been attested in English since the late 16th century and is of Middle Dutch or Middle Low German origin.

Do all Swedes really like surstromming?

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