Swifty

A very annoying person who has a strange and loving obsession with Taylor Swift. They tend to have a New York accent and Kanye West is their mortal enemy.

Omg, You’re a swifty too? Taylor’s new midnight album was sooooooo (in high pitched voice) AMAZING!

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Swifty

A person with a fierce ass that likes to be shown and has been hooked by a unsignifcant other that is hung like a stud field mouse. For some reason he has a growth hanging down that he likes to calls "bubblegum."

"She said Swifty, relax..."

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Swifty

a person with a snapped banjo who loves shaggin skanks. This person usually doesn't have a home or a toothbrush

swifty what are those black marks all over your teeth

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Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

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Swifty

The most perfectious guy in the world! I love him to pieces and will never stop! Also known as Tom, Rachel's bitch, Mr Swift and Oooooh Mr Swift!

God that guy may be perfect but he's not a patch on Swifty.

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Swifty

When you seek up behind someone and grab their ass

I was on the train the other day and somebody gave me a cheeky swifty

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Swifty

A blowjob.

Guy #1- "Man, she's hott!"

Guy #2- "I bet she gives a good swifty."

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