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Someone who smokes a bunch of weed so there eyes are always red as if from the chlorine
Dude 1: dude I'm part of the olympic swim team
Dude 2: hell ya man your eyes are even red now!
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Girls that for some strange reason believe they are cool, yet they are in fact exactly the opposite.
They believe in grouping together and performing shaving rituals with each other without feeling like a dumbass and usually give each other bikini waxes.
They usually think they are hot, but usually are covered in a mass-spread of acne.
Swim Team Girls usually believe they are funny too, but quite the contrary they lock people in verbal handcuffs until they strangle themselves to death.
In contrast and conclusion Swim Team Girls pretend to text people all the time like they have friends when instead they are texting themselves just to look cool and attempt to impress people.
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Guy 1: Hey look at that girl I think she is on the swim team, yea she is on her phone texting.
Guy 2: Nah I know her she is just texting herself to try and look cool.
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Guy 1: OMFG you can't even see that swim team girls face she has so much face acne.
Guy 2: *barfs*
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Swim Team Girl 1: Hey girl, make sure you show up early to our shaving party tonight! There's going to be food, fun, and razors!
Swim Team Girl 2: Oh yea! I want to get a brazilian wax!
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A swim team in concord, california. Chill swimmers who keep it classy and dgaf while still breaking records. Home to many superior athletes who train 4+ hours a week in a freezing cold pool. Altogether a prestigious program.
"I wish I was on a fast swim team.."
"You should join Terrapins Swim Team! Those guys are so classy!"
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Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.
Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.
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a very uptight and anal swim team, based in lowell. you could proably walk in on a practice punch the first person and know they deserved it,and go to the second person grab them by the shirt and say "be a bigger douche" and he/she would be entitled to reply "how?".
johnny: those kids or terible(looking accros the pool) all they do is text and stait at their Ipods
erin: y are you supprised, they'er on new wave swim team
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A classy team with awesome sportsmanship & loyalty. New Canaan girls swim team uses their pool time to practice, work hard, & love the sport... which is what the swimming is all about... IT'S NOT ABOUT TEAM RIVALRY... BUT ABOUT TEAM LOYALTY!
They don't seek to be another team's rival... they just laugh at the losers that do.
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Lost to the Wilton High School Lady Warriors...and still can't accept it...see ramburgers
"Hey is the New Canaan meet next week?"
"Yeah...I'll bring the buns"
"Ok but they'll probably bring their own"
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