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swindon

location: SouthWest Wiltshire, England

a town which seems to mainly consist of "townies" (see: nike, pimpin, crew cut, bling, chav, pregnancy) and "metalheads", or "rockers (see: nirvana, hoody, piercings, tattoos).. both of which hate each other stupid, but have the same attitudes generally; *aggression is the key to life*. the music shops are alright, but apart from that, it's not a nice place. There seem to be nicer people there than salisbury and andover though.

*not written to cause offence*

i went to swindon yesterday.. a townie was getting ass kicked by a metalhead.. it was awful and i wished everything could be nice.

by Tom Reeves April 2, 2005

64๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


swindon

chav central - buy cheap (and nasty) Burberry in the "Designer" outlet. Has the highest percentage of people without a passport in Britain, and the highest ratio of McDonalds meals eaten to inhabitants in Europe.

Also used as perjorative term, see below.

Highlights - the A40 to Oxford

Lowlights - Christ where do I start????

F*ck me, you're thick...are you from Swind*n???

by stokeU August 6, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


swindon

A little Industrial town near Bath, darlin'

'Ello you three, im from Swindon, a little industrial town near Bath, which doesn't even have a Cathedral. Fair dues!

by p February 13, 2004

26๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


swindon

a small town that cant play football and get there asses kicked by oufc

1-0 to the oxford boys

by Danny January 9, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swindonitis

teenage pregnancy

Latest news: Swindonitis spread follows decline in condom use among youngsters

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


swindon

A place in the south of the country. home of the famous Tom Drinkwater. Hes a real great guy! pritty moist but never the less we all love him. love you tom babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Verb "Im drinking some water in swindon"

by marrafromnorth January 30, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


swindon city

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus

by big daddy j (ur moms lover) April 28, 2021