swindon

location: SouthWest Wiltshire, England

a town which seems to mainly consist of "townies" (see: nike, pimpin, crew cut, bling, chav, pregnancy) and "metalheads", or "rockers (see: nirvana, hoody, piercings, tattoos).. both of which hate each other stupid, but have the same attitudes generally; *aggression is the key to life*. the music shops are alright, but apart from that, it's not a nice place. There seem to be nicer people there than salisbury and andover though.

*not written to cause offence*

i went to swindon yesterday.. a townie was getting ass kicked by a metalhead.. it was awful and i wished everything could be nice.

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swindon

chav central - buy cheap (and nasty) Burberry in the "Designer" outlet. Has the highest percentage of people without a passport in Britain, and the highest ratio of McDonalds meals eaten to inhabitants in Europe.

Also used as perjorative term, see below.

Highlights - the A40 to Oxford

Lowlights - Christ where do I start????

F*ck me, you're thick...are you from Swind*n???

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swindon

A little Industrial town near Bath, darlin'

'Ello you three, im from Swindon, a little industrial town near Bath, which doesn't even have a Cathedral. Fair dues!

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swindon

a small town that cant play football and get there asses kicked by oufc

1-0 to the oxford boys

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Swindonitis

teenage pregnancy

Latest news: Swindonitis spread follows decline in condom use among youngsters

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swindon

A place in the south of the country. home of the famous Tom Drinkwater. Hes a real great guy! pritty moist but never the less we all love him. love you tom babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Verb "Im drinking some water in swindon"

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swindon city

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus