Swissing

The act of poking one's member (natural or strap on) all over another person's body, including all holes and crevaces, like swiss cheese. Areas not limited to vag, anus, mouth, belly button, boobs, ears, nose, arm pits, back of knees, feet, neck, fat rolls, closed hand, etc.

It was dark in the room, so Zac was swissing his lover Brenda before finding the correct location.

Swiss

A term used to describe a Hockey (inline or Ice) goaltender who can not stop the puck, so they are "swiss" like swiss cheese. To properly use this term you insert "swiss" as there middle name when reffering to them.

Greg "Swiss" marshall

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Swiss

Another way to say very nice, origin from the retard Luke Mc Guire

Swiss, very nice

swiss

When you want to sleep with a girl

Step 1:I want to swiss her/him..
Step2: Would you swiss her/him..
Step 3 : I swissed her/him last night

is that swiss?

A sentence said when a large amount of nut juice is visible to the open public.

Person 1 "Ewww did you just nut ?

Person 2 " Uhhhh"

Person 3 "Is that Swiss?"

swissed

The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.

I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.

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Swiss

A way to describe a person who is overly-afraid of personal or public confrontation with the direct goal of neutrality in all uncomfortable situations.

A person that is "Being Swiss," generally lets other people take advantage of them, wants everyone to like them, and is completely neutral in situations that don't warrant it, at the expense of their dignity, personal code of ethics, and others' respect.

Typical responses to perfectly acceptable instances of confrontation include:

1. "I'm over it."
2. "Hey...Each to his own."
3. "It's all good." (When they know it's not).
4. "I'm just sayin'.

--"Hey, man, that guy just totally pissed all over your car! You not gonna do nothin' about it?"

--"I'm over it, man. Each to his own." (shrugs/walks off)

--"Dude, why you gotta be all Swiss about it??"

--*no response in the effort to remain Swiss and to not appear as taking sides on the matter* (still walking away)

--"Man, you gotta stop being all SWISS about everything!!"

--"It's all good, bro." (still walking...)

--"Man..........<sigh>" (throwing up arms in disgust)

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