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Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014


Swonk

Someone acting like a crackhead or they are actually a druggy.Captain_Swonk the OG. Also a dopey person someone who is clueless and is just a dumbass.

Look at that person! Absolute Swonk”

by Captain Swonk September 2, 2020


SWONK

That celebratory feeling one gets when on a road trip and you cross a major milestone, a stateline, or enter a special region - all while flying down the highway, speeding over the speed limit, sipping your road drinks and pushing your road-trip trash around in the car while singing with your road-trip music. SWONK is the battle cry you shout to express that euphoric feeling of crossing the state border. Some feel it's akin to the feeling of a first hit of heroin, or being mildly intoxicated. It's a fleeting feeling however. Hence why those on road trips continue driving like bats out of hell, intent on getting their next SWONK fix by driving across the next state border.

Yo! Dukie! We just crossed the border into California!!!! SWONK!

by Swonkificator June 24, 2022


Swonk

A rare coloration found in tigers. Sometimes called a golden tiger or a golden tabby, a tiger born with this coloration is officially recognized in the scientific community as a swonk tiger.

Hey dude, did you see that swonk at the zoo?! They just got it last week!

by DiamondDogg September 15, 2019