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Lithuanian Swordfight

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.

I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.

by Arjan Brussee October 16, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Italian Swordfight

When two guidos have a gay off, usually in the men's room of their gym or a dance club.

See those two guidos over there, looking at themselves naked in the full-length mirror? As soon as no one's looking, they're gonna have an Italian swordfight.

by jackmurphy October 10, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican swordfight

When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.

I went to the gloryhole the other day and ended up in a Mexican Swordfight

by ButtDartsWorldChamp August 26, 2022


golden swordfight

A golden swordfight is when two men start to have a swordfight. During the swordfight, each of the men start to urinate at the same time.

Braden and I got into a golden swordfight last night.

by Waterimono November 26, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


soily swordfight

A soily swordfight is when two men fuck eachother in the ass and get their dicks covered in shit, then slam them together in a fight to the death to assert dominance over the other.

My ex's boyfriend and I ended up having a soily swordfight to assert who is more powerful, fortunately that bastard is now in the earth where he belongs

by Sentient Leg March 16, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swordfight in her mouth

Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.

Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a-
Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH

by FUkinHEllCHantel June 8, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.

He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.

by JollyFatMan August 27, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž