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The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.
Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.
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Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance
Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!
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Swordfishing.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.
I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.
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a lame movie starring halle berries tits
have you ever seen that movie halle berrys tits i mean swordfish ?
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Like a catfish but she is a he
I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.
A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.
Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.
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The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.
One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period
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