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to be struck with a sword and killed
"Oh dear Troy you have been sworded"
Michael Moorcock is an author of fantasy literature that features swords. Think about it.
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1. The act of swordplay with two or more penises; a cockduel.
2. The crossing of urine streams in a fractious manner.
Hey I'm bored; you up for swords?
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The ultimate weapon. Takes true skill to use and best your opponent with. Excellent for close range combat for the bravest and best warriors. Far suppior to the gun which is a pussy weapon for cowards to scared to get in close to their victum. Unlike the gun the sword cannot run out of ammo and will not jam which makes it perfect for multiple attacks in a short time spread or many attacks over longer time spreads.
Takes great skill and time to make effectivly. Many samurai swords had excess of 1,000,000 folds and could slice through a body in a single swing.
Great of slashing, cutting, stabbing, and ultimatly decappitating your enemy.
The ninja waited till his enemy reloaded his gun and attacked while he had to reload.
The samurai was the ultimate warrior and could weild a sword with the grace of a god.
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n.
A game played in the bathroom or locker room in either a toliet or shower, usually consisting of two guys or more. The object of this game is to fight to the death with streams of piss while also fending off other attacks. Usually death is uncommon as well as defensive moves.
Hey Joe, let's go play swords!
While playing swords, Joe pissed all over my pants. But I got him in the face.
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A sharp cutting, stabbing, or cutting and stabbing weapon used in warfare since ancient times. Usually consists of a hilt and a blade.
Katanas, or Japanese long swords, when properly made, were able to cut through the necks of three convicts or slaves in one strike.
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