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t-shirt

A slang word, meaning condom.

I need a t-shirt for protection.

by Tuxedo December 11, 2007

10πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


T-Shirt

Interchangeable. Useless. Disposable. Worthless. Waste.

"Who cares what that guy said. He is a T-shirt at best".

by Bunghole Jones 2 August 8, 2007

6πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


T-Shirt

a code name for alcohol. great for use in the car with parents or in school. can also be used to describe flavors
orange shirt=orange flavor
red shirt=cherry
yellow=bannana and so on

i got a new t-shirt. we can take it out for this weekend

by teekay11 December 29, 2007

7πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


T-Shirt Paradox

A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.

For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.

Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"

Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"

by pandaque April 24, 2015


roadkill t-shirts

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.

Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.

by herp-derpington July 17, 2011

111πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


t-shirt Christian

A person of faith who loudly proclaims their religious beliefs by displaying religious tee-shirts, stickers, or bumper fish.

β€œLast year Greg was a goth. This year, he’s a total t-shirt Christian.”

by Jayrome November 1, 2005

154πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Texas T-Shirt

Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.

" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "

by marscopar April 6, 2010

27πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž