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Hitting on an dangerously obese man or woman that potentially could get stuck in a bathtub. Generally reserved for those whose fat can be heard at least 3.5 km away.
I''m going to totally Taft that chick. I can hear she's at the McDonald's 3.5 km away.
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The act if slapping ones vagina against another person or object.
Dude, I just saw Hannah tafting the taj mahal.
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the skin between a man's bunghole and ballsack
careful of my taft
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"If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
"Hey ma, are we home yet?
"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."
Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
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The act of slapping your lips together when eating.
Quit tafting your lips on that drumstick, I can't hear the television!
a bullshit place in connecticut overrun by a bunch of piss-drinking, unshowered, inbred wasp taints.
nick fessenden is taft's coolest student.
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There All Fuckin Tweekin. small town outside of bakersfield ca. populated mostley by illegal wetbacks and crackheads
taft has more drug bust than bakersfield and field workers
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