Tbms

This is the term used to describe the smell black people have. "Typical black man smell"

Wow that guy has bad "tbms"

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TBM = Temporary Blond Moment

Doing or saying something so incredibly dense, people look at you to make certain you aren't blond.

AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.

Examples of a TBM:

Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:15 redeye to Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.

with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the game for the Saints.

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Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.

Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.

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TBM (Teenage Brain Mush)

The point between childhood & adulthood where the brain turns to mush while morphing into intellectualness.

I think my kid is suffering from TBM (Teenage Brain Mush). Why else would he/she be so irrational?

Total Bryant Move (TBM)

Total Bryant Move: an absolute jackass/douche bag move

Yo bro I just banged a girl that had a husband.
Dude congrats that is a Total Bryant Move (TBM)!!!

Taco Bell Mom (TBM)

A Taco Bell Mom or TBM is a mom hitting on another mom's husband inside of taco bell.
Usually started with a stare down and proceded with smiles, hair swooshing and laughter to draw attention from the dad while the other mom rolls her eyes.
Beware dad's of the TBM's...they're out to getcha.

I saw this Taco Bell Mom (TBM) and my daughter looked up and kicked me.

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Tbm

That Basic Moment

(When your relaxing or chilling and remember something cringy or dumb u did)

Tbm when you realize how stupid you were