TSIF

The System is Fucked

It is used either in place or along with ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards). It is saying the American justice system is corrupt, or fucked.

Man 1: Bro, I'm dying. Call 911.
Man 2: Naw, bro. TSIF.

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Thank Science It's Friday. Used commonly by those who do not believe in God or of higher beings. Rather than saying it is Friday because of God's ways, TSIF says it is because of the laws of nature, and how once every 7 full rotations of the Earth the manmade term "Friday" applies for slightly over 24 hours.

Sam: TGIF
Chris: Bro you know I don't believe in God I'm offended by that statement.
Sam: Oh shit I'm sorry, TSIF.

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This shit is fu*k#d

Bro, TSIF!

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The system is fucked!

Person 1: You can’t love and marry a person in India.
Person 2: Dayum son! TSIF!

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You know about "thank god it's friday" but what about the friendly satanic people out there? TSIF means, you guessed it, Thank Satan It's Friday.

Unholy hell, this was a long week! TSIF!

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That snail is fast, that s*** is real or Thanks So much It is Friday

A: what day is today
B: It's friday
A: TSIF

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TSIF

This shit is fucked

Q: Have you heard of the new covid vaccine?
A: Yeah. TSIF

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