Badum-tss

Usually heard after making a bad or corny joke

Also it’s badum-tss not badum-tsh

So a man walks into a bar and says “ow”

*Badum-tss*

*Laugh track*

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Begun tss

bagoon tss

The sound of opening a beer.

Z: *takes a beer and starts opening it* "Begun ..."
The beer answers: " ... tss"

Z: *opens a beer with a very pleasant sound that it makes*: begun tss

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ba dum tss

An onomatopoeic reference to the drum sound effect heard after a punchline has been told (called a percussive sting). "ba dum" is the sound of the snare drum and "tss" the cymbal.

It is often used in a sarcastic manner after a cliched or bad joke has been told.

John: "My essay on the cold war has to be finished tomorrow, I'm really Russian to finish... sarcastically ba dum tss"

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ba dum tss

The sound of a lost soul, begging for acceptance in a world of people that don't think their joke is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! ba dum tss

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Tss, please

A from of dissaproval, disbelief, or meaning you don't believe the statement

Ted: Hey dude, I am going for the belt!
Barney: "Tss, please"
Ted: I'm serious, got two hot girls lined up here!
Barney: Oh my god, you ARE going for the belt!

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MSs F TSs

a south african teenager by the name of @Tshiamo who doesn't know himself. and has different alter ego's who some belive in aliens , demons , feminism and being a vegan e.t.c, and he has abandonment issue's

damn bro you have mixed personalities like @MSs F TSs

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Ba dum tss

An onomatopoeic sound usually heard after a dad joke

My essay on the Cold War has to be finished tomorrow. I’m really Russian to get finish. *sarcastically* ba dum tss

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