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Adj., having attributes similar to those of a turd.
Q: What the fuck is that man is wearing?
A: One turdy jacket.
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the tiny, fit little dackside of a hot girl, that can accommodate a huge cock. just like Doctor Who's tardis, it much bigger than it looks
Neil; hey Rob that girls arse looks so tight that it would squeek when you fuck it.
Rob; looks that way but trust me Neil she has a turdis, she took 10inches dry and didn't even buck.
Neil; really so where did you borrow the other 5 inches to give her.
Rob; get fucked cunt
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Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.
Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.
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1. how irish people say thirty seven.
2. a number
"thanks to you were number one in turdy seven countries"- Niall Horan
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Being in need of taking a shit. Not urgent, but still...
- I gotta get home soon. I feel turdy.
The act of when your girl asks if her breasts are large enough, so you take a fat dump into a ziplock bag and staple it to her chest.
Bro! Did you see Chris Brown gave Rihanna an epic turdys at the awards show last night.
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1. like sloppy seconds, when you fuck a girl after shes had unprotected sex and you slide in and out of her using the other guys semen as lube, except that its from 2 guys instead of one.
2. when you like an ugly girl for the third time
1. O man she was so easy to get into last night.
-Yeah cause you were the third guy to fuck her.
aw fuck i had turdy thirds
2. Larisa is such and ugly chick i cant belive you liked her three times....TURDY THIRDS
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