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Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.
Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.
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The act of massaging a woman's throat whlist holding her mouth shut in order to facilitate involuntary semen swallowing. Akin to giving a dog a tablet.
Harold: What did you do for New Years?
Greg: Well, Jenny refused to swallow last night so I had to give her a dog tablet.
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1. An adjective used to describe something interesting, enjoyable, etc.
2. An exclamation reflecting the interest or enjoyment of a current activity.
1. "Dude, that place is totally scar tablet."
2. "WOAH! I JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! SCAR TABLET!"
A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.
Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.
Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!
Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!
Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
Is sort of a cross between a laptop and a pocket pc. It is the size of a laptop with a keyboard, but you can turn around the sreen and lay it down so that it is a large pocket pc.
The tablet pc was supposed to be the next big thing but it never caught on.
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An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.
A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.
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An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.
Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.
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