The hair which pertrudes from around the belly button, down to the groin region
Fuck me shep, u wanna sort out that wankers tache, u cud put dread locks in that fucker.
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When a male slides his genitalia across a woman's upper lip, leaving a perfect shape of semen resembling a moustache. This sex act is named after its creator K-MOOSE.
"Yo man, that girl straight up got a MOOOSE-TACHE mang!" "He busted a MO)OSE-TACHE on that freak homie!" "On the real, she loved it when I gave her a MOOOSE-TACHE!"
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After the male has expelled the majority of his semen in what ever manner he deems fit the remaining load is squeezed out along the top lip of the recipient, giving them a creamy mustache like that of a snowman.
Inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
"Gave the wife a right snowman's 'tache last night, she looked like she'd been guzzling a pint of milk!"
similar to the 'molestertache' this is a bad moustache asociated with perverts of all variations
thank god Brandon Boyd shaved off his pedo-tache... that thing was scary!!!!!
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A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.
The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.
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When you stick a finger up your ass,then wipe it under an unsuspecting persons nose (along the upper lip perhaps).
Tache from moustache, pappy from I dont know
Sicko 1 -"Dude I just gave Dave a pappy tache!"
Sicko 2 " Huh huh huh!"
Dave - "Whats that smell?"
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