The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom
Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell
Earth's most effective laxative! It's crappy, low quality mexican food that will have you squirting out fire in less than hour! Often consumed by poor people, college students and fatties as lunch or dinner.
Jose: Yo wanna go to taco bell?
Joe: Sure! I haven't taken a shit in 4 days, maybe it will help!
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fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
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a store that actually got kicked out of my town because the meat quality was so poor...
me: it sucks there no taco bell here
friend: you know they got kicked out because of thier meat right?
me: meh sitll worth it
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don't go to taco bell unless you want diarrhea
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Also known as Toxic Smell. Serves a variety of fake Mexican food in which you must order at least twelve dollars worth to fill you up. Afterwards finding your self looking for the nearest shitter.
The other day I went to Toxic Smell, lost 20 bucks and a pair of underwear.
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In the video game Battlefield 1, you get a gas grenade followed by fire (scout flare, incendiary,etc) thrown at you and then die.
Dude they just Taco Belled me!