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licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole
Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!
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Hot taco salad is when your girl asks her to eat her out after eating hot wings.
My gir land I went out and ate some hot wings for dinner. She took me to her place and wanted me to give her a hot taco salad.
(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.
That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.
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when you fuck a fat mexican women while shes covered in salad dressing
Tom: wheres celena
Jim: I gave her a angry taco salad, so shes cleaning up
Tom: oh ok
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An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80
TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!
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Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!